Russ Colchamiro is the author of the rollicking space adventure CROSSLINE, the hilarious scifi backpacking comedy FINDERS KEEPERS, and the outrageous sequel, GENIUS DE MILO, all with Crazy 8 Press. Russ lives in West Orange, NJ, with his wife, two children, and crazy dog, Simon, who may in fact be an alien himself. Russ is now at work on the final book in the FINDERS KEEPERS trilogy. As a matter of full disclosure, readers should not be surprised if Russ spontaneously teleports in a blast of white light followed by screaming fluorescent color and the feeling of being sucked through a tornado. It’s just how he gets around — windier than the bus, for sure, but much quicker.
Finders Keepers (Science-Fiction/Comedy)
On a backpacking trip through Europe, Jason Medley and Theo Barnes stumble through hash bars and hangovers; religious zealots and stalkers; food poisoning and thunderstorms; cute girls; overnight trains; fever-pitch hallucinations — and the spectre of adult responsibility.
But when a jar containing the Universe’s DNA falls from Eternity, these new friends find their loyalties put to the test . . . unaware that a motley crew from another realm is chasing them across the globe, with the fate of the Milky Way hanging in the balance.
Traversing Europe, New Zealand, and the backbone of Eternity, Finders Keepers is a raunchy, sci-fi backpacking comedy that not only tackles friendship, sex, commitment, and desire, but also God, reincarnation — and what really happened to the dinosaurs!
Genius de Milo: Finders Keepers, Book 2 (Science-Fiction/Comedy)
But just as they embrace a future without any more cosmic lunacy: The Earth has started fluxing in and out of Existence; Theo’s twin girls are teleporting; and Jason can’t tell which version of his life is real. All because of Milo, the Universe’s ultimate gremlin. Joined by the mysterious Jamie — a down-and-out hotel clerk from Eternity — Jason and Theo reunite on a frantic, cross-country chase across America, praying they can retrieve that radioactive jar, circumvent Milo, and save the Earth from irrevocable disaster.
In author Russ Colchamiro’s uproarious sequel to FINDERS KEEPERS, he finally confirms what we’ve long suspected … that there’s just no de Milo quite like a GENIUS DE MILO.
Astropalooza: Finders Keepers, Book 3 (Science-Fiction/Comedy)
In the epic conclusion of this outrageous sci-fi comedy series … Astropalooza, the greatest celebration in the Universe, is just days away. And it’ll be a party like no other—namely, the last one ever! Because thanks to our bumbling backpacking heroes Jason Medley and Theo Barnes, the next Big Bang is imminent, with two massive energy waves barreling through space towards one another. When they collide, it’ll be the end of Existence as we know it. Can Jason and Theo finally prevent those waves from crashing, wiping away the Cosmos? Can they save the Universe … again? It’s the final countdown. And you’re invited!
But during the flight something goes incredibly wrong, forcing Powell into a parallel universe. And soon after he lands on that strangely altered Earth, Powell finds himself at the center of a civil war he may have been destined for all along!
Meanwhile, back home, reclusive oil tycoon and Taurus CEO Buddy Rheams Jr. — who sent Powell on that very mission — has a mysterious past and a secret agenda, one that could prevent Powell from ever making it back alive.
From author Russ Colchamiro, CROSSLINE is the exciting tale of two ambitious men — and two mirror worlds — linked across time and space in a way neither of them could ever have imagined.
Because once you’ve crossed the line, can you ever really go back?
* Note – contains some strong language and intense situations. Not for young readers.